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Que siempre caigo en lo mismo, que ya llevo 2 días ayudándote con esto para que luego me muestres desprecio... Y qué no!!! Qué ni mañana ni pasado!! Que ya puedes entrenar tu mejor sonrisa por que esto se acabó, no me sale de los cojones seguir arrastrándome. Que luego me llamas egocéntrico y ahí voy yo a hacerme ahora mismo un test por la internete a ver que sale... A ver, dadme un minuto....



http://www.portalmix.com/comoeres/test1.shtml











Pero.... Pero... Sí casi sale que soy un santo!!!!! Joder lo voy a volver a hacer y voy a intentar ser menos moderado....









Coño!!! El mismo resultado!!!! Lo de abajo es una estadística general de como va saliendo la gente, pero lo de arriba es el resultado... Así que yo soy egocéntrico, no??? A tomar por culo!!!!


Espera voy a buscar otro test de estos tan científico...



http://ego.frikitest.com/








Bueno este test era un poco peregrino... Mira, la semana pasada era pasivo agresivo y esta semana egocéntrico, y mientras, que te explique esto o lo otro y tratarme como si fuese anormal.

A tomar por culo... Qué te explique uno de esos gilipollas a los que tanto admiras. Yo me salgo de toda tu mierda.



Mmmm y para acabar



http://www.saunalahti.fi/jawap/colour/colortest.html



1. DESIRED OBJECTIVES OR BEHAVIOR DICTATED BY DESIRED OBJECTIVES. Seeks the determination and elasticity of will necessary to establish himself and to make himself independent despite the difficulties of his situation. Wants to overcome opposition and achieve recognition.
2. THE EXISTING SITUATION OR BEHAVIOR APPROPRIATE TO THE EXISTING SITUATION. Under considerable stress due to the demands of the existing situation. Trying to extricate himself from the things which restrict him or tie him down.
3. CHARACTERISTICS UNDER RESTRAINT OR BEHAVIOR INAPPROPRIATETO THE EXISTING SITUATION. Feels trapped in a distressing or uncomfortable situation and seeking some way of gaining relief. Able to achieve satisfaction from sexual activity.
Feels cut off and unhappy because of the difficulty in achieving the essential degree of co-operation and harmony which he desires.
4. REJECTED OR SUPPRESSED CHARACTERISTICS OR ANXIETY-LADEN CHARACTERISTICS. Disappointment had led to a suspicious, restrained withdrawal from others and into himself. Suppresses his innate enthusiasm and imaginative nature, for fear that he might be carried away by it only to find himself pursuing some will-o`-the-wisp. Feels he has been misled and abused and has withdrawn to hold himself cautiously aloof from others. Keeps a careful and critical watch to see whether motives towards him are sincere -- a watchfulness which easily develops into suspicion and distrust. "Once bitten, twice shy"; emotional disappointment leading to watchful mistrust of motive.
5. THE ACTUAL PROBLEM OR BEHAVIOR RESULTING FROM STRESS. Disappointment and the fear that there is no point in formulating fresh goals have led to anxiety. Desires recognition and position, but is worried about his prospects. Reacts to this by protesting at any criticism and resisting any attempt to influence him. Tries to assert himself by meticulous control of detail in an effort to strengthen his position.
Disappointment at the non-fulfillment of his hopes and the fear that to formulate fresh goals will only lead to further setbacks have resulted in considerable anxiety. He tries to escape from this by withdrawing and protecting himself with an attitude of cautious reserve. Moody and depressed.




TOOOOOOOOOOOOMA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

EL MENOR DE MIS PROBLEMAS ES EL EGOCENTRISMO!!!!!

Lo mejor de este último test es que haga lo que haga siempre me sale como si estuvieses deprimido. Je,je voy a intentarlo otra vez a ver si me sale algo bueno.